Top 10 Funny Boxing Quotes

1.

"If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass."

~ Randall Cobb

2.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet - except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."

~ Jack Handey

3.

“The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surpised I'm not diabetic!”

~ Jake LaMotta

4.

"I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas."

~ Bob Hope

5.

"Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book."

~ Joe Frazier

6.

“Sure the fight was fixed. I fixed it with a right hand.”

~ George Foreman

7.

“I done something new for this fight. I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!”

~ Muhammad Ali

8.

“I broke my back, my back is broken - spinal!”

~ Mike Tyson

9.

"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost."

~ Frank Bruno

10.

“Honey, I forgot to duck.”

~ Jack Dempsey

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